Substitute-Bot

VIM-style search & replacement for Reddit comments

Substitute-Bot is a combination of a bot for Reddit that provides VIM style search + replace functionality for comments and also a front end web component (what you're reading right now). Written in Go. Redis is utilized very lightly for keeping a running list of posted comments.

Syntax is VIM-like - s/SEARCH/REPLACE or s#SEARCH#REPLACE. Post a reply to another comment with this syntax and this bot will process your request & post your requested replacement.

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yh becoming a trans girl requires an egg to turn into a crying blob first. then the blob becomes a trans girl. one of the reasons she needs a dysphoria hoodie is to just hold her together.

Fixed it.

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April 03, 2025

Requested by /u/PM_ME_UR_DRAG_CURVE

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Being more open with each other. My fiancée and her friends are all very close emotionally, in a way that Im only close with my very best friend. The rest of it is kinda surface level, a friendship build on just good times. I think if we had a bigger network of friends we were close with in that way we’d all be better off.

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April 02, 2025

Requested by /u/Ok-Philosopher-5923

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To be clear: that’s not what being a girl’s girl means and most woman would agree. We do not blindly support other women when there is convenance in question. It’s being around other women, uplifting/celebrating other women - not showing jealousy or envy towards other women. It’s not in any way anti-man.

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April 02, 2025

Requested by /u/Ok-Philosopher-5923

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Was/ ... there IFIFY... up 9 FUCKING YEARS, DAMN

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April 02, 2025

Requested by /u/inn0cent-bystander

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The other 3% were born in one and think it's mommy.

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March 31, 2025

Requested by /u/jefuf

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They don't try to hide it in Africa, the evangelicals have succeeded in getting the death penalty reinstated for gay people in countries like Uganda

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March 24, 2025

Requested by /u/danirijeka

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Finally I can play pegging vr

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March 18, 2025

Requested by /u/coverslide

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In a week: "I don't believe I said that"

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March 14, 2025

Requested by /u/Baselet

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It’s the rationilizing subculture within the California Bay Area tech community.

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March 14, 2025

Requested by /u/upalse

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Bro touch some ass, holy hell.

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February 27, 2025

Requested by /u/baktu7

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the internet is made for cats!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi8VTeDHjcM

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February 23, 2025

Requested by /u/GuyWithLag

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Oh.my.god. Look what America has become…I’m horrified someone doesn’t know who Anne Frank was

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February 22, 2025

Requested by /u/TheMagnificentRawr

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Senza scendere accuratamente nel merito, dagli unici (pochi) elementi che si possono trarre dal post di o.p., valutando la comunicazione da lui impiegata sulla base dei criteri di pertinenza, veridicità e continenza, la condotta in questione sembrerebbe rientrare nel delitto ex art. 595 c.p. poiché avvenuta mediante la comunicazione verso una platea indefinita di soggetti (a mezzo internet quindi verosimilmente aggravata ai sensi del comma terzo) in un momento in cui il soggetto passivo (la dirigente scolastico) era ignaro della suddetta comunicazione avente ad oggetto affermazioni piuttosto gravi. Dire a taluno che non sa fare il proprio lavoro costituisce un'affermazione molto forte e da sola poco circostanziata in quanto approssimativa. Nel caso di specie è difficile argomentare che uno studente possa davvero comprendere la complessità del lavoro di dirigente scolastico ed il duro lavoro che è necessario per svolgere questo ruolo, oltre agli anni di studi per la preparazione del concorsi, ecc. È sempre importante tenere a mente il contesto in cui si agisce e la qualità della persona colpita dalla comunicazione (ad es. quando si tratta di un personaggio politico o di rilievo pubblico, il diritto di critica risulta più esteso, diverso è il caso in cui sia colpita una persona comune). Questo aspetto incide sul criterio della continenza, in base al quale, nell'esprimere una critica anche aspra il soggetto che la proferisce deve sempre mantenere un certo self-control, soppesando bene il proprio giudizio, avuto riguardo del contesto, della persona colpita e della fondatezza o meno delle proprie opinioni. La comunicazione deve essere appropriata e non fuori luogo (pertinenza) e non scollegata dalla realtà dei fatti (veridicità). Per veridicità non si intende una percezione soggettiva ma una realtà oggettivamente verificabile (senza tono polemico viene da chiedersi se uno studente abbia effettivamente gli strumenti per comprendere come svolgere correttamente il lavoro di dirigente scolastico nella sua interezza). Quanto ai propositi di bocciatura e/o sospensione riferiti dalla dirigente scolastico, tenuto conto di quanto già autorevolmente detto nei commenti da chi lavora nel settore scolastico, bisognerebbe poi verificare se tale condotta è avvenuta durante l'orario di scuola oppure no. In conclusione, potrebbe essere risolutivo un incontro tra i genitori di o.p., o.p. e la dirigente scolastico per risolvere la questione in maniera bonaria, con delle scuse e la rimozione del post controverso. In caso contrario sarebbe opportuno rivolgersi ad un avvocato in carne ed ossa.

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February 20, 2025

Requested by /u/xyzeta80

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The learning curve is much higher. No joke.

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February 15, 2025

Requested by /u/zfsbest

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Personal preference. The lack/. of structure makes more sense to me as a programmer than the normal way of doing it with scripts.

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February 14, 2025

Requested by /u/nonchip

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Not the way to do it. This is low quality work but if you’re going this route at the very least counter sink them and use a filler with some wood shaving and glue so people don’t rip their skin/ because it's home, go barefoot. O.o on the screw heads.

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February 11, 2025

Requested by /u/Knathra

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Ripped it off with players

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February 10, 2025

Requested by /u/_tomekw

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I remember when she made a video about Elizabeth Bathory, and she repeated several popular but long-debunked myths about her crimes. I figured it was a mistake made in good faith and left a polite comment about it.

In hindsight, I should've been meaner.

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February 09, 2025

Requested by /u/coladoir

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The world would be a better place if more people were direct like you.

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February 02, 2025

Requested by /u/modeonenational

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Saylor is dead serious in the picture too![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271). When Bitcoin blows up, the fallout is going to be legendary.

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January 31, 2025

Requested by /u/One_Length_747

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Does this include any U.S. Citizen students that were protesting? He's been hankering to deport citizens to Guantanamo.

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January 30, 2025

Requested by /u/Broccoli-Machine

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Are you kitten me? You meow this will drive him crazy. Genius, purr evil genius!

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January 25, 2025

Requested by /u/derangemeldete

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Boy that does not sound like high!

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January 19, 2025

Requested by /u/Available_Dingo6162

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Terrible decade to have eyes and be literate

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January 18, 2025

Requested by /u/AirborneGeek

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It's kind of fascinating how internet has become such a cesspool. It's still fine staying in touch with friends and family but boy does it try to throw garbage at you.

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January 17, 2025

Requested by /u/BeardyTechie

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Definitely “A Philosophy of Software Design/. Clean Code takes everything at least one step too far and never discusses tradeoffs.”. We need as much of that as possible.

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January 12, 2025

Requested by /u/GargantuChet

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10 hours playtime a day? Nope, not gonna happen, sorry

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January 10, 2025

Requested by /u/fitz2234

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The frustrating part to me about most Austin breweries is the complete lack of diversity among their beer selections. If a brewery has 10 beers, 8 of them will be various kinds of boring pilsner or kolsch and three IPAs. Craft beer has so many different styles but most breweries only seem to focus on one.

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January 09, 2025

Requested by /u/starkruzr

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Of OnlyFans en schoon tettn hebben

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January 05, 2025

Requested by /u/cab0lt

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Burt stuff happens if your not in the sudoers file.
Like "the incident being reported.".

It's gonna report the crap out of you.. Santa will not be pleased.

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January 04, 2025

Requested by /u/ice456cream

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It's better to be judged by 12 than carried by six.

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January 01, 2025

Requested by /u/peretonea

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And I can also say I despise the Discovery character and am not really a fan of Kate Mulgrew without the pitchforks coming out and the labels of misogyny start getting thrown around. (at least I hope not)

The woman is just annoying and pretentious.

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January 01, 2025

Requested by /u/JoshuaPearce

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"E quanti esempi conosciamo di qualcosa di più intelligente che viene controllato da qualcosa di meno intelligente?"

Il padrino dell'IA non ha mai subìto un gatto.

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December 31, 2024

Requested by /u/Boring_Today9639

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There should be a law allowing social services to intervene before the child is conceived in instances like this

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December 30, 2024

Requested by /u/marmoset

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Price of livings in Any country NEVER went down and never will. Those greedy capitalists will never allow that.

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December 25, 2024

Requested by /u/pipiska999

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it's not sitting right with me that this person was a documented illegal immigrants, and did such an over the top and brazen sadistic crime with no motive against a random innocent target in the most high profile spot known for violent crime, that is used by the most diverse group of people probably in the first world.

it reminds me of the other famous murder in the public conscious right now, and seems similarly ritualistic.

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December 24, 2024

Requested by /u/Skinfrakki2

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jó reggelit

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December 24, 2024

Requested by /u/ipsirc

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DOGE-Deplorable Oligarchs Grifting Everyone

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December 23, 2024

Requested by /u/N0T8g81n

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Stay off social media. Problem solved.

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December 18, 2024

Requested by /u/Verum14

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Neon is buggy and all non KDE packages are ** LTS**.

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December 17, 2024

Requested by /u/kudlitan

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Vagina/;s are awesome. OP/;s just lost

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December 17, 2024

Requested by /u/Impenistan

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Don't mean to be that guy, but Asian biotypes are not only found in North Korea. I've met tons of Russians that look straight chinese

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December 16, 2024

Requested by /u/Far-Remove-4663

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BULL SHIT, my brain are smoother & I will show you all later tonight.

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December 14, 2024

Requested by /u/Chloe9001

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I need to touch lmao, thought the last one was a Regex string TwT

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December 12, 2024

Requested by /u/Dario48true

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Do you think God stays in the astral because they, too, live in fear of what they created here on earth?

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December 10, 2024

Requested by /u/Ok-Watercress-4213

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Probably the worst product branded Buddy3D ever.

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December 10, 2024

Requested by /u/ulab

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So many words just to avoid the truth.

German army is shit and has not enough material to fight for more than few days. Very happy about Germanys big GDP while they live off from US and Poland keeping the Russians away.

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December 10, 2024

Requested by /u/Advanced_Ad8002

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Do you think Larian stays in the astral because they, too, live in fear of what they created here on Toril?

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December 10, 2024

Requested by /u/Lithl

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Not a cunt

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December 09, 2024

Requested by /u/gymnastgrrl

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https://i.redd.it/5k6dtv5u1m5e1.gif

Firefly on the way to fu/;ck her in

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December 08, 2024

Requested by /u/Bot1K

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